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Sudden Impact Perth Signs
14a King Street
Bayswater WA 6053
abn 55 646 308 344
email@suddenimpactsigns
:com:au
08 9371 0337
Mobile 0421 042116
Sudden Impact Perth Signs Micheal Dear t/a
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Random Tip
(Anyone who has ever had a loved one in the hospital will enjoy this:)
A woman called a local Hospital
"Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I/'d like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse."
The voice on the other end said,
"What is the patient/'s name and room number?"
"Sarah Finkel, room 302."
"I/'ll connect you with the Nursing station."
"3-A Nursing Station. How can I help you?"
"I/'d like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302."
"Just a moment. Let me look at her records.
Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she/'s had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, she is to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and - if she continues this improvement - Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at noon."
The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that/'s fantastic, that/'s wonderful news!"
The Nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family member or a very close friend."
"Neither! I/'m Sarah Finkel in 302.
Nobody here tells me shit!"
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